A dedicated nurse. An Australian spoof. A British tabloid security scare. A world-wide "scandal".
Two kids are motherless, but don't worry the press had nothing to do with it. They did not doorstop her, or harass her in any way, so that is all right.
But hey, its OK the British press can regulate itself.
In other news. The Leveson inquiry finds that there is a systematic anti European Union (read = paid for) bias in several British newspapers.
In other news, there is now an opinion poll that suggests that the majority in the UK would vote to leave the EU.
In other news, the Conservatives now tend to support withdrawal from the EU.
In other news, the cost of withdrawal is never discussed, because doing so is deemed by the tabloid press as being "pro-EU propaganda"
Don't worry. Its OK. the UK press hardly ever kills anyone. They hardly ever make mistakes.